- Decides to buy Alien/Predator sculptures in Dubai and have them shipped to Pittsburgh to guard his driveway
- Puts a scarf on the sculptures when it snows
- Wears rocket shoes over the sea
- Cuddles lions
- Gets kissed by dolphins
- Takes a polar bear selfie
- Swims with a whale shark
- Dresses like a sultan while in the Burj al Arab in Dubai
- Flexes while wearing just a towel and being pelted by sprinklers (also at the Burj al Arab in Dubai)
- Tours bunkers of former communist Soviet leaders
- Takes photos with the Stanley Cup….while using a urinal
- Catches a hammerhead shark….then has it stuffed
- Paints teddy bears
- Takes photos mocking drunk friends
- Dresses like this
- And this
- Pretends to be a sculpture
- Plays with actual sculptures
- Shoots large guns
- Visits bath houses (complete with authentic Russian hat)
- Embarrasses himself in front of dignitaries
- Falls asleep in flower beds
- Beats up small children
- Takes selfies with the goal cam
- Plays himself in odd Russian movies
- Wears 4 sets of pool floaties simultaneously
- Has a crystal Stanley Cup
- Wears eyeball glasses
- Hangs from the guns of tanks
- Thinks everyone looks better with his face
- Owns Halloween
- Wins